Blogging is for Dandies
Have wars been fought over coffee? I'm sure they have. I think I would rather fight for coffee, over diamonds or oil, or religion for that matter. I don't think I love anything as much as that last sip-- brown sugar dripping painfully slowly down the side of the mug. Waiting for it to hit your tongue is like waiting for a kiss. I know, I'm a loser.
I wish I could marry coffee. If coffee was a person, it would be tall and slim, loyal but not whipped, sarcastic and sensitive, sexy and funny enough to make you choke on your beverage every now and then. Go on, argue with me. You know it's true.
Overheard at Ideal coffee on Nassau the other day:
"GO AHEAD TOYOTA! GO AHEAD NISSAN!!!!" -Angry driver who proceeded to back all the way down the street, honking furiously.
"It's like a coffee bong" - Customer, in reference to the great cloud of smoke, billowing out from the coffee grinder inside Ideal.
"Lady" (the Kenny Rogers song)- as a merengue, and quite a catchy version, may I add.


