Friday, December 28, 2007

I'm not PURE evil...

...I followed my own rules and I did have a few memorable moments over Christmas. God you guys, I'm not completely incapable of enjoying family moments...!!! :)

Here are some of my favourites:





The big thing in my family is, of course, the Christmas Cracker, which is apparently a Canadian/UK thing, which I never really realized until I was living in the U.S. and couldn't find them at all.

Me: No, I'm looking for Christmas crackers....? Target Employee: All we have are these here... Me: Um, thanks anyways...



A Christmas Cracker is a tube of cardboard containing a little cheap prize, a bad joke and a brightly coloured paper crown. Not sure what the allure is, but they ARE wrapped in festive paper, which makes them look vaguely like large, old fashioned candy bon-bons. You and a partner grab each end and pull, and there is this magic strip of carbord inside it that makes a loud BANG! like a firecracker. No idea what purpose or tradition they serve, but they are always fun, and they have always just been in my family.


I have started what I believe will and ought to become the new family Christmas tradition: The Cracker Crown Portrait. I urge you to collect some of your own. It's hard though, most people won't let you take a picture of them in the silly paper crowns..


























Saturday, December 22, 2007

Celebrate Winter, not Elves


So, I think I have finally figured how to not to hate the way Christmas makes me hate Christmas. For the first time in years, I have almost been actually looking forward to this year's festivities. So, I will share (with you all you fellow potential Grinchies) the things I think are helping me get over the urge to punch people in the mouth who are a little too "merry" this time of year.

Katherine's List of Anti-Christmas Prevention techniques:

1. Don't listen to the radio or watch tv. There is plenty of commercial/carol free music and television available on the internet. There's just NO NEED.

2. Don't go to the mall. If you must, go in very small doses. One hour here, one hour there. S-P-R-E-A-D it out!

2.5. Don't work retail. Nuff said.

3. Sell your car/Buy excellent winter gear. These two items go together. Walking in the snow and slush is fun when you are prepared for it. Driving in it is never fun.

4. Volunteer at some kind of mission/food bank/charity/hospital/kids thing--anywhere. You will not leave without feeling more full of love/goodness than you were when you walked in.

5. Find some kind of child, or dog, or something to drag around in the snow and play. Usually it's best if you have permission from the person it belongs to.

6. Don't--under any circumstances--go to the Santa Claus parade. You will leave hating not only Christmas, but children, strollers, Santa Hats, small dogs, coffee cups, traffic, walking, and anything shiny.

7. Don't spend a ton of money on presents. A $30 gift can say as much as a $100 one, and you'll feel better when you look back and tally up in January. Oh yes, and HAND-MAKE as many gifts as you can, if you are of the crafty persuasion. If not, attend one of Toronto's many craft shows, art/design galleries and get your wallet out. And if your friends complain and/or call you cheap either a) you did a shitty job picking out their $30 present or b) they are materialistic assholes.

8. Don't bother putting up Christmas decorations, unless you really want to. And don't let anyone pressure you into it, either! A few years off might do you some good. I actually thought about putting my little fake tree up this year. Next year I might actually see if I still own it. The year after that,who KNOWS what craziness might ensue!

9. Be sure to eat a nice meal or drink some wine/eggnog/tea/whatever with people you love on either Christmas eve or Christmas day. There is no rule that says you have to bring presents or roast a turkey, but it is a nice excuse to go visiting or have folks in. And if you are a loner, rent a nice movie, or go skating or something ...irregular, and slightly special.

10. Heal your relationships, so family gatherings aren't so goddam painful. Figure out what it takes, bite the bullet and just DO it! Life is too short to hold grudges.
You don't have to marry the person, but come to a civil, calm place, as adults. Humans are designed for love...look deep-- it's in there somewhere!

11. If you have money/time, go somewhere cool. And by cool I mean interesting, foreign, new, old--wherever. Just get away. Even the cottage will do. Actually, the cottage, or someone else's cottage is an AWESOME winter destination, even if you are not inclined to outdoor winter sports.

So there you go. This is a pretty good starter list, I think. But if all this fails, and you are STILL nauseated at the sight of elves, the sound of jingling bells, and the spirit of commercialism, I mean, Christmas, there is one last, simple thing. You don't have to celebrate Christmas. No matter what your faith, or preference, this is a very beautiful and special time of year (I write this on the eve of the Winter solstice, from Kensington Market, where a thousand people came to celebrate the Festival of Lights in Pagan style...so I may be biased, but...). Instead of celebrating Christmas, why not celebrate winter? Focus on the snowflakes and the patterns the bare tree branches make against the grey sky. Celebrate the tracks in the snow, warm woolen mittens, and kids sticking their tongues to metal poles.

It's working for me!!!

Friday, December 21, 2007

JOE & JOSEPHINE @ MADE (the ironic glamour shots)


from Torontostreetfashion.com


See a review of our show on BlogTO...click here

JOE & JOSPEHINE @ MADE (Here are the rest of the "beauty" shots....)



































The lighting wasn't the best for photo-taking, but it looked very warm and soft, which was nice. Also, I still haven't really figured out that fancy camera yet...I want to take a course, but where?? And with what free time????

Friday, December 14, 2007

JOE & JOSEPHINE @ MADE The Opening

I Can't Believe Nothing Got Broken!

Here's a few snapshots from last night. Thanks to all who stopped by-- it was JAMMED! I didn't get a chance to photo everything in it's completion yet, but I will post more pics of the actual work soon....

Sigh, I spent the day on the couch, recovering. Not from the booze, I was too tired to drink. More from giddyness and excitement. I had a really good time...so many friendly familiar faces! Hope everyone felt it was worth the trip through the fading snow storm to come see us...

If you missed it, the installation will be up til feb 2nd, so please check it out.
xo
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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Squirrels, Walls and Napoleon Complexes

I have been neglecting this blog, I will admit. But I haven't grown tired of it; I just got a bit addicted to internet tv for a while. I think I am okay now (in other words: the feds took down my favourite site a few months ago) and I am glad to be back at it, pouring my secrets out into the internet.

No juicy ones today, but I wanted to post some of the pictures I took got during the shoot for that jacket cover design that I did for my friend Colman's book "The Camp" (that I posted a few days ago). Nice grammar. Sorry, I'm tired. I was looking for buildings and structures in this city that looked scary or desolate or institutional somehow, and found myself being captivated, and horrified (sometimes at the same time!) by some of the things I found once I started looking....




















Aside: Why are squirrels so cute? Is it because they're so tiny and they think they are so badass, and we can picture them trying in vain to take over the world, saying things with little silly squirrel accents like "yezssszzzzz, I am zee biggest, so much taller zan you, mere human now watch me walk across this powerline and bow to my nimbleness ahahahaha!!!!!" My ex-boyfriend hated squirrels. He would wait, motionless in his backyard with his garden hose at the ready, and then shoot the poor little things when they would hop into his range of fire. He was mean. Oh, for some unbelievable squirrel controversy: click here:






This one is from the Berlin Wall, on the East side of the original border of Berlin:



This one is from the inside of my neighbour Nick's house-- a complete stranger who let me shoot from his window because I liked the way the house looked from the outside. It was going to be used in the invite to our show (previous post) and was sort of the catalyst for the whole concept of "The Camp" along with the next window, which belongs to my friend Seth Scriver. We chose Sabrina's window instead.




Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Joe & Josephine @ MADE! Dec 13th



Joe & Josephine is our brand new design collective! We are having our debut show at MADE next Thursday and I am so excited! Here is everything you need to know about us and our show:




Joe&Josephine

A collective.
Art. Design. Craft.
A little bit of everything.





About Us

Joe and Josephine is a design collective that brings seven diverse backgrounds together in a unique, multi-disciplinary space. We are united by our desire for meaningful design, the kind that considers human beings and their complex relationships with objects. We reject disposability in design; we strive for the exact opposite.

Our studio is the heart of Joe & Josephine. It is a place to bring our daily experiences and put them to work. Jewellery, ceramics, fibre and industrial design meet here everyday to converse, combat and cross-pollinate. Our studio space allows us to teach, learn, inspire and collaborate with one another: it demands these things, and rewards us when we comply.

We took our name from Henry Dreyfuss, who spent years studying the measurements and limits of the human body. He created “Joe and Josephine,” two fictional characters embodying the physical and psychological characteristics of every man and woman. We share their name as we share Dreyfuss’ goal to “fill the gaps between human behaviour and design.”



"(Joe and Josephine) remind us that everything we design is used by people".
-Henry Dreyfuss




About Our Show: Joe & Josephine at MADE
December 13, 2007 to Feb 2. 2008

The size and intimacy of the MADE Cooler inspired us to consider the small, and sometimes overlooked areas of our homes, where we believe one can find the most personal and meaningful objects.

Over time, we accumulate many things; some we keep, some we don’t and some stay with us forever. In the corner of a drawer, on the bedside table, or collecting dust on the ledge above the stove; no matter whether we toss it carelessly or place it tenderly, our “things” reveal much about who we are. They contain our memories, histories, emotions and wishes. They tell our secrets while sitting silently.

If you want to get to know someone, show them the corners of your rooms. Show them the dust covered items you have nearly forgotten—for each of your cluttered windowsills is a tiny, personal gallery, of which you are both subject and unwitting curator.



About The Designers

Caroline Arsenault

Born in Toronto, Caroline Arsenault studied at the Ontario College of Art and Design, where she received her Bachelor of Design degree in 2006. Since graduating she has worked professionally in various projects and assignments, putting to use her creative ability and experience in the design of furniture and housewares, interiors and landscapes, as well as print and graphics. A multidisciplinary designer, Caroline is interested in both modern design techniques and the art of craft. The diversity in her work is evidence of her love and curiosity for all mediums and processes.



Andrea Cormier

Andrea Cormier is a freelance designer, illustrator and animator currently working in Toronto, Canada. A graduate of the Biomedical Communications program at the University of Toronto, most of her work focuses on topics that relate to the field of medical and scientific communication and creating effective learning strategies through visual and interactive media.

In addition to working on projects for the pharmaceutical industry, health care and educational institutions Andrea welcomes all types of creative work including web design, poster illustration and textile projects.



Jessica Johnston

Jessica Johnston was born, raised and schooled in Toronto. In her third year of Industrial Design at OCAD, Jessica began to take an interest in the possibilities that could arise from crossing disciplines. After some investigation of craft and tradesmanship, she fulfilled her curiosity by taking a year of ceramics studio courses after completing her Bachelor of Design.

Jessica sees her background in Industrial Design as a broad base from which the exploration of many materials is made possible and hopes this will lead her in unexpected places.



Kristen Lim-Tung

Born in Cornwall, Ontario, Kristen is currently completing her studies in Industrial Design at OCAD. She has participated in projects with FrogPond and The Souvenir Shop at "Come Up To My Room, 2007". She is interested in material exploration, craft and cross-disciplinary studies. She is curious and is always looking to learn, expand and develop her love for design.

Heather McGaw

Heather McGaw is a designer living and working in Toronto. In 2007 she graduated with a Bachelor of Design from the Ontario College of Art and Design. Since graduating Heather has worked on projects with various design groups focused on humanitarian issues such as learning and sustainable building, and has also worked professionally on graphic design for web and print, photography and small batch design. She is interested in projects with social-cultural relevance with a focus on our relationships with the objects and environments we interact with and live in. Her practice is currently focused on ceramics and fibre.



Katherine Morley

Katherine is a self-confessed latecomer to design, having spent her formative years as a professional singer/songwriter and DJ. However, she has wasted little time finding ground in her newly chosen field of Industrial Design: exhibiting, winning academic awards and graduating with her Bachelor of Design in 2007. Her practice currently favours moldmaking and slip-casting, but she has also studied design for business applications and published articles on sustainable design solutions. Katherine’s work has been featured in Cabin/Cabane, CUTMR, and will be part of The U of T Art Centre’s Inspired by Nature Show in 2008.


Andrée Wejsmann

Andrée Wejsmann is a graduate of the University of Toronto and the Ontario College of Art and Design. She has exhibited nationally and internationally and is the recipient of numerous awards and scholarships. Her work explores the relativity of objects in their environment, often using narrative as a tool to investigate the construction of meaning, and the permeability of signifiers.

Andrée currently lives and makes work in Toronto, and teaches at the Ontario College of Art and Design.

Hope you can make it!
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