Best. Lyrics. Ever.

Ok, so I am like 16 months behind everyone else, but I just started watching "Flight of the Conchords" which is this weird show where these two nerds (who are actually a folk-rock duo from New Zealand in real life) basically do nothing all day long, except go about their normal, boring lives, interact with other people, and break into song... frequently.

I am pretty enthralled, because it's really REALLY funny. I just googled the lyrics to Part-Time Model, which is a song that Jermaine sings to this hot girl he's about to introduce himself to at a party.....

Part-Time Model Lyrics by Flight of the Conchords

Looking 'round the room
I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful girl
In the room.
(In the whole wide room)

And when you're on the street
Depending on the street
I bet that you are definitely
In the top three
Good looking girls on the street
(Depending on the street)

And when I saw you at my mate's place
I thought, 'What is she doing
At my mate's place'
How did Dave get
A hottie like that
To a party like this'
Good work, Dave.'
(Ooh, you're a legend, Dave)

I ask Dave if he's gonna make a move on you
He's not sure
I say, 'Dave, do you mind if I do''
He says he doesn't mind
But I can tell he kinda minds
But I'm gonna do it anyway

I see you standing all alone by the stereo
I dim the lights down very low
Here we go

You're so beautiful
You could be a waitress
You're so beautiful
You could be an air hostess in the '60's
You're so beautiful
You could be a part-time model

And then I seal the deal
I do my moves
I do my dance moves
(It's 12:02)
Just me and you
And seven other dudes
Around you on the dance floor

I draw you near
Let's get out of here
Let's get in a cab
I'll buy you a kebab
I can't believe
That I'm sharing a kebab
With the most beautiful girl
I have ever seen with a kebab

Why don't we leave'
Let's go to my house
And we can feel each other up on the couch
Oh no, I don't mind taking it slow
No-o-o-o

'Cause you're so beautiful
Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute

You're so beautiful
You could be a part-time model
But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
(A part-time model)
Spending part of your time modeling
And part of your time next to me

....My place is usually tidier than this


hehe. Ok so this is a lame excuse for a post. Whatever. I thought it was THAT funny!

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